[April Fools' 🐟] We’re thrilled to announce our $10M Seed Round for BuddiesHR 🤩
Here’s why we did it — despite still hating VCs:
1. Diluting ourselves early – because who needs ownership when you can work just as hard for a fraction of the reward?
2. Hiring a "rockstar" CRO at $400K/year – so they can burn cash faster than we ever could on our own.
3. Bragging about our runway – because "We just raised $10M" sounds way cooler than "We just became profitable."
4. Achieving "hypergrowth" – by buying customers at a CAC higher than their LTV, but don’t worry — profitability is just a Series C away!
5. "Pivoting" to whatever our investors think is hot – because who needs conviction when you have well-funded opinions?
6. Having bosses because we don’t know what to do – we needed VCs who’ve never "been there, done that" to bring a fresh perspective.
Huge thanks to our investors for believing in us—and to our users for making this all possible. The journey is just beginning!
P.S. In case you didn’t get it... April Fools' 🐟 We're not giving up BuddiesHR equity anytime soon.
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